13 household items you definitely shouldn't use to masturbate

May is National Masturbation Month, and we're celebrating with Feeling Yourself, a series exploring the finer points of self-pleasure.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but toothpaste is not a substitute for lube. 

Sometimes, left to our own devices, us humans will do stupid things — especially when horny. After scouring forums on which people described their weirdest masturbating tools (a lot of plastic baggies, a lot of doll parts?), I've put together a handy guide for what not to use when you're horny at home. 

Homebody horndogs, this list is for you. Be careful out there.  Read more...

1. Jar of peanut butter 

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